Reasons why i'm single

  • ONE: i annoy people
  • TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
  • THREE: i fuck shit up
  • FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
  • FIVE: i'm not liked
  • SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
  • don't forget
  • SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
  • destroyed-and-abandoned:

WWII Bomber found in the jungle. .
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    thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

    derpdan:

    would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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